February 2012
46 posts
only night for a week I don’t have a 6am wakeup ahead of me. and what am I doing? sitting my fat ass on the couch looking for shit to watch. not like I have homework to do or anything…! not tonight, apparently. noooothanks.
true friendship
if I share my avocado with you. I fuckin’ love avocados.
Also, a true friend would share them back. Because I fuckin’ love avocados.
“Pavlov’s Cat Results:
Day 1: Rang bell- cat fucked off.
Day 2: Rang bell - cat...”
– Eddie Izzard, Definite Article (1996)
weird past few days
been in a weird depressed work-related funk the last few days. day off, supposed to go pants-shopping (I’m in such desperate need of new jeans that, aside from the GAP, I have no idea where to even begin; it’s been, what, 3 years??). instead, i caught up on Justified and some How I Met Your Mother and then I napped the depression away for about 8 years. Except I woke up and I was still...
“I stare at your lips
and fall in love with the way
they form what you say.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
done & done
Midterm #1 essay: done! booyah. Hit up a little art history studying for Thursday’s exam, crash like a mofo. Plan of attack, I like it.
was wayyy too tired & hungover for this day it was painful
something something go to work write a paper study? yeah how about eat food and go to bed now.
“I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually...”
– John Watson (source: bigyellowtruck, via ronenreblogs)
“I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles.”
– Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson (via pants-are-irrelevant)
I don’t like posting serious stuff on here but I do like that quite a lot. 24 and trying to finally figure it out.
“After the 19th century, the English hated the French. Then 20th century, the...”
– Eddie Izzard (Circle, 2002)
study reveals:
Study Reveals Majority of Suicides Occur While Trying to Put Fitted Sheet on Bed
It’s so true.
current situation
- up late last many nights “working on a paper” which isn’t proving as productive as i was hoping for. more like just 4 pages of word document quoted quotes for quote-city; references going to be longer than anything i actually have to say. can i just hand in 6 pages of bullet-point quotations and half-sentences? - and now i’m tired and don’t feel like doing this....
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
This is one of the most lovely and comforting things I’ve ever read or heard about death and grieving, and I have been to more funerals than I can remember.
(via anachronistique)
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