January 2010
42 posts
“I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I...”
– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986). (via flickflickflicker)
Watchasprettyasasong:
soupsoup:
Conan’s goodbye.
Oh, Conan. :(
I feel extra sad because it was one of my life goals to see his show live. I guess originally I was going for the Late Show, but then for the last 7 months I mentally revised that goal to be the Tonight Show. Nowwwww, apparently I’ll be seeing him live in a 7-11 parking lot.
“When you date someone, it’s like you’re taking a class in them and when you...”
– How I Met Your Mother (via 52hearts) (via scandalinbohemia)
“Let me go ahead and share a little something special with you that i like to...”
– Dr Cox, Scrubs. (via flickflickflicker)
texts from last night
(207): I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
(617): We call that spaghetti Os
“And I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via robot-heart) (via asprettyasasong)
“These are some fragile fucking businesses. Are banks made of balsa wood held...”
– Jon Stewart (via soupsoup) (via think4yourself) (via asprettyasasong)
591. DON'T BE ASHAMED OF WHAT YOU DID FOR A...
(via gotwisdom)
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Oh dang What is it, dawg? I forgot it’s mother’s day Didn’t get a gift for her? Other plans got in the way
“Mother lovers,” SNL
“Sure I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just...”
– Kenny (Fuckin’) Powers (via scandalinbohemia)
“I’m going to go ahead and assume that people buy awesome sweatpants every day...”
– Brian Williams, on why he doesn’t use Twitter
This is an example of why he’d be perfect for Twitter.
(via pterodactyls)
(via asprettyasasong)
…And why I don’t use/have one!
