January 2012
57 posts
GPOY
“I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. ‘What about getting up after five hours sleep?’ oh that’s Morning Guy’s problem. That’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in the morning, you’re exhausted, groggy… oooh I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There’s...
“The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she...”
– Yves Saint Laurent (via musingsinfemininity)
in addition to fjord ponies named bjork,
things I want:
- a tattoo(s) - a dog My life situation isn’t really conducive to the dog-thing right now, though. I think I just miss Dahlia. I’m too indecisive to pick out a tattoo. Also, poor. See all the above always ever. Grarrrr.
Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what!
Chandler: Um, ok. The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
file under "things i want"
- my own fjord pony - to be named Bjork. Bjork the Fjord. YUP. It’s happening.
bad ideas:
eating screamin’ fire lime cheetos right before a jog.
yeah that hurts the soul a bit. and by “hurts” i mean “sets lungs and stomach and eyes and pancreas entirely ablaze in a fit of rage and unstoppable fiery burning of FIRE” while you try to lumber out just one more half mile. but they’re so good!
“If all my mistakes
led me to you, maybe they
aren’t mistakes, at all.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) It’s something I tell myself every single day. Heart heart, sappy moment, sappy moment. It’s true.
one of those nights
where I wish I were sleeping in my divot. too much to drink, not enough to drink, just want to cuddle up next to you. in my divot in your bed next to you.
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
GRACE'S CHEMISTRY EXAMS, OMG. I passed by the sole grace of the invention of the haiku.
tv wins
All of my favorite people are making cameous/guest appearances this week! Mike D on Colbert Report David Cross on Conan & the Soup Bill Maher on Chelsea Lately Say whaaaaat! ftw, tv, ftw. Pleasant DVR surprise.
“And when you are cold
how quickly you remember,
I am made of warm.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
things i don't feel like doing right now:
- anything
“If I had my way we’d sleep every night all wrapped around each other like...”
– William S. Burroughs (source: fernsandmoss, via faulknerd)
watching "the ledge"
third time i’ve seen it
it makes me so sad but cast & subject, i watch it every time it’s on tv. charlie hunnam, liv tyler, a movie about fundamentalism vs atheism? on board.
culinary dilemmas
I bought all the fixins’ for a nice juicy salad tonight. I was so excited. Except I’m not even really hungry anymore, and I’m just nomming on Cheez Its. Which will turn into my dinner and I won’t eat again for a good 3 days. Ugh. Eating is such a bother. You should go make your salad, Grace.
Watchpl0t:
best thing i’ve seen all day
Okay omg, I burst out laughing and I have tears down my face now. Thanks, Family Guy. Epic all time ftw always.
