February 2012
20 posts
“I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually...”
– John Watson (source: bigyellowtruck, via ronenreblogs)
“I am beginning to measure myself in strength, not pounds. Sometimes in smiles.”
– Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson (via pants-are-irrelevant)
I don’t like posting serious stuff on here but I do like that quite a lot. 24 and trying to finally figure it out.
“After the 19th century, the English hated the French. Then 20th century, the...”
– Eddie Izzard (Circle, 2002)
study reveals:
Study Reveals Majority of Suicides Occur While Trying to Put Fitted Sheet on Bed
It’s so true.
current situation
- up late last many nights “working on a paper” which isn’t proving as productive as i was hoping for. more like just 4 pages of word document quoted quotes for quote-city; references going to be longer than anything i actually have to say. can i just hand in 6 pages of bullet-point quotations and half-sentences? - and now i’m tired and don’t feel like doing this....
“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr)
This is one of the most lovely and comforting things I’ve ever read or heard about death and grieving, and I have been to more funerals than I can remember.
(via anachronistique)
Every Gawker Description of Zooey Deschanel from... →
duncancarson:
“Over-iced Funfetti cupcake Zooey Deschanel…”
“Living Pinterest board Zooey Deschanel…”
“Probable Yelp reviewer Zooey Deschanel…”
“Novelty ukulele tune Zooey Deschanel…”
“Possessed Anthropologie mannequin Zooey Deschanel…”
“Animated Hipstamatic photograph Zooey Deschanel…”
“Crocheted Etsy woman Zooey Deschanel…”
“…satchel of fairy dust Zooey Deschanel…”
“Living dog sweater...
January 2012
67 posts
“Wishful thinking and wish fulfillment is wishfulthinkment, if combined.”
– Eddie Izzard (Stripped)
things i hate:
- the world
- ev-er-y-thing One of those days again. SLKfjsf
“The odd thing about this life is always that you spend half your time trying to...”
– Tom Waits (via saddest-summer)
Tom = auto reblog always
GPOY
“I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. ‘What about getting up after five hours sleep?’ oh that’s Morning Guy’s problem. That’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in the morning, you’re exhausted, groggy… oooh I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There’s...
“The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she...”
– Yves Saint Laurent (via musingsinfemininity)
in addition to fjord ponies named bjork,
things I want:
- a tattoo(s) - a dog My life situation isn’t really conducive to the dog-thing right now, though. I think I just miss Dahlia. I’m too indecisive to pick out a tattoo. Also, poor. See all the above always ever. Grarrrr.
Rachel: Guess what, guess what, guess what!
Chandler: Um, ok. The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?
file under "things i want"
- my own fjord pony - to be named Bjork. Bjork the Fjord. YUP. It’s happening.
bad ideas:
eating screamin’ fire lime cheetos right before a jog.
yeah that hurts the soul a bit. and by “hurts” i mean “sets lungs and stomach and eyes and pancreas entirely ablaze in a fit of rage and unstoppable fiery burning of FIRE” while you try to lumber out just one more half mile. but they’re so good!
“If all my mistakes
led me to you, maybe they
aren’t mistakes, at all.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) It’s something I tell myself every single day. Heart heart, sappy moment, sappy moment. It’s true.
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
GRACE'S CHEMISTRY EXAMS, OMG. I passed by the sole grace of the invention of the haiku.