January 31, 2012
Just a little coke with mine, please.

Just a little coke with mine, please.

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“ Wishful thinking and wish fulfillment is wishfulthinkment, if combined.
Eddie Izzard (Stripped)

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ahaha, take that emo hipsters

ahaha, take that emo hipsters

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I Hate My Job, JbDubs

And I thought Single Ladies had good legs!

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January 29, 2012
TRUFAX; thought of sseafaring, haha.

TRUFAX; thought of sseafaring, haha.

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things i hate:

- the world

- ev-er-y-thing


One of those days again. SLKfjsf

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pants-are-irrelevant:

This was a card at Target.



EPIC.

Although mine would be found at the bottom of some stairs under a coathanger that says, “not anymore!”

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Um LOL.

Um LOL.

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January 28, 2012
Seal kisses!

Seal kisses!

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January 27, 2012
“ The odd thing about this life is always that you spend half your time trying to get people to listen to you and the rest of the time trying to get them to leave you the fuck alone.

Tom Waits (via saddest-summer)

Tom = auto reblog always

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GPOY

“I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. ‘What about getting up after five hours sleep?’ oh that’s Morning Guy’s problem. That’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in the morning, you’re exhausted, groggy… oooh I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There’s nothing Morning Guy can do. The only Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep often enough so that Day Guy looses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.”

- Jerry Seinfeld


Someone works @ 830 tomorrow and nottttttt happy about it/tired/ready for bed/gonna like this/gonna be a reasonable non-groggy human being (choose any/all).

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allcreatures:

Working aquatic-elephants like Rajan used to be a regular sight in the Andaman Islands, south of India, but this 60-year-old five tonne Asian elephant is the last of his kind. Thanks to the introduction of motor boats and other energy-saving technology, Rajan no longer needs to swim miles between islands to work for his masters, but can now enjoy swimming purely for pleasure. Rajan still swims for ten minutes twice a day, completing about 500 yards before heading back to shore. Brazilian Photographer, Daniel Botelho, 30, travelled to the Andaman Islands in the Indian Ocean after hearing stories of islanders swimming with the giant beasts. He said: “I almost got killed by the elephant during one photo shoot. Suddenly a swell came and took me and the elephant by surprise. I was stuck in the sand because of the crash of the wave. He did his best not to kill me - I felt him rolling on top and away from me.” Picture: Daniel Botelho / Barcroft Media

Swimming elephants = that’s amazing. Trunks make it so efficient!

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“ The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.
Yves Saint Laurent  (via musingsinfemininity)

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