November 25, 2009

asprettyasasong:

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:frangry:

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Neil Young performs the Fresh Prince theme song and, just like that, my life is complete. (via thedailywhat)

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

Lemony Snicket (via quote-book)

Good thinking Lemony Snicket.

(via cowgirlblues)

November 22, 2009
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closertotheocean:

unicornology:

flickflickflicker:

ashleymullins:

The White Stripes | I Can Tell That We Are Gonna Be Friends

In an interview with a fashion industry website, Kate Moss said ‘Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.’ Said the rest of the world, ‘BACON!’
Seth Meyers, Weekend Update (via inothernews) (via asprettyasasong)
sseafaring:

outlaws:

lilmisstaytay:

its kind of sad how true this is.
but then again, i guess that’s what makes it funny.



Zombies > baby Jesus

sseafaring:

outlaws:

lilmisstaytay:

its kind of sad how true this is.

but then again, i guess that’s what makes it funny.

Zombies > baby Jesus

And the German empire! Very organized, they’d always build an empire, ‘ein, zwei, ein, zwei, build an empire.’ Very Prussian… and then they’d celebrate with a World War! And then lose the whole fucking empire by the end of the war.

In the 30’s, Hitler—Czechoslovakia, Poland, France, World War II… the Russian front—not a good idea… Hitler never played ‘Risk’ when he was a kid! ‘Cause, you know, playing ‘Risk,’ you could never hold on to Asia. That Asian-Eastern European area, you could never hold it, could you? Seven extra men at the beginning of every go, but you couldn’t fucking hold it! Australasia, that was the one! Australasia, all the purple ones! Get everyone on Papua New Guinea and just build up and build up…

Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill (via eddieizzard)
November 20, 2009
sseafaring:

theanimalblog:

lickystickypickyme:

sardines and a shark.a whole lotta yum there.Picture: Jason Heller/Barcroft Media

sseafaring:

theanimalblog:

lickystickypickyme:

sardines and a shark.
a whole lotta yum there.
Picture: Jason Heller/Barcroft Media

November 19, 2009
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“Right Right Now Now,” Beastie Boys

When I get on you scream "Hoo Tight!"
Rockin' this flow I could go all night